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Navjivan India is an Indian newspaper published by The Associated Journals Ltd who have been publishing the daily Navjivan since 1 November 1947. Prior to this, a newspaper called Navjivan was published by Indian activist and leader Mahatma Gandhi, and The Associate Journals started publishing Navjivan with his permission.
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