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{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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