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No Cure for Cancer is a Denis Leary standup routine from the early 1990s. It was made into a television special, a book, and a compact disc, all with the same title. Leary's routine focuses on vegetarians, cigarette smoking, drug use, and political correctness.
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Snead is a town in Blount County, Alabama, United States. At the 2020 census, the population was 1,032.
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Hypericum coadunatum is a species of flowering plant of the St. John's wort family (Hypericaceae) that is found in the Canary Islands.
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