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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}