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{"type":"standard","title":"Hübner Haus","displaytitle":"Hübner Haus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q76164745","titles":{"canonical":"Hübner_Haus","normalized":"Hübner Haus","display":"Hübner Haus"},"pageid":67702532,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/H%C3%BCbner-Haus_Eckansicht.jpg/330px-H%C3%BCbner-Haus_Eckansicht.jpg","width":320,"height":293},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/H%C3%BCbner-Haus_Eckansicht.jpg","width":2990,"height":2736},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1081042412","tid":"c7056b02-b470-11ec-8d94-269add4aeb63","timestamp":"2022-04-04T23:41:41Z","description":"Office building and former café and factory in Hamburg","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%BCbner_Haus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%BCbner_Haus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%BCbner_Haus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:H%C3%BCbner_Haus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%BCbner_Haus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/H%C3%BCbner_Haus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%BCbner_Haus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:H%C3%BCbner_Haus"}},"extract":"The Hübner-Haus is an office building on Poststrasse between the Neuer Wall and the street Bei der Stadtwassermühle in the Neustadt district in the Mitte section of Hamburg, Germany. It is managed by Hübner Grundstücksverwaltung GmbH & Co KG, of which Thomas Hübner is the managing director. Designed by Henry Grell, it was the first building constructed in concrete in Hamburg, and was completed in 1909.","extract_html":"
The Hübner-Haus is an office building on Poststrasse between the Neuer Wall and the street Bei der Stadtwassermühle in the Neustadt district in the Mitte section of Hamburg, Germany. It is managed by Hübner Grundstücksverwaltung GmbH & Co KG, of which Thomas Hübner is the managing director. Designed by Henry Grell, it was the first building constructed in concrete in Hamburg, and was completed in 1909.
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